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Post by ♪ AliCat ♪ on Mar 18, 2014 6:34:21 GMT -7
Granted, but a snake came along and ate all the koi.
I wish I could get a new car.
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Post by Ping on Mar 21, 2014 20:41:43 GMT -7
Granted - but it's a little toy car.  I wish I could sing like Mariah Carey. |
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Post by shel59 on Mar 29, 2014 21:45:05 GMT -7
Granted but everyone that you sing for is deaf.
I wish I was a super model
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Post by Ping on Apr 4, 2014 6:51:04 GMT -7
Granted - but you model a big sign that says "Super" and no one can see you in it.
I wish I had another kitty.
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Post by Ping on Apr 24, 2014 19:24:49 GMT -7
I'm answering my own!
Granted, but it's a lion and she bites your hand off when you try to pet her.
I wish I could lose some weight.
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Post by shel59 on May 8, 2014 18:48:26 GMT -7
Granted but your noise swells up to twice it's size.
I wish I could fly a plane.
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Post by ♪ AliCat ♪ on May 9, 2014 10:32:56 GMT -7
Granted but it is a paper airplane
I wish I could retire.
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Post by shel59 on Aug 7, 2014 20:15:25 GMT -7
Granted by your neighbors bring all the kids to you for you to babysit.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses
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Post by Parazombie on Aug 11, 2014 17:41:09 GMT -7
Granted, but now you see everything in 3D and it gives you headaches.
I wish I could fly to Mars
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Post by shel59 on Aug 18, 2014 7:39:39 GMT -7
Granted but you can never leave and you will have to live there alone with nothing to do.
I wish lived where is was cooler year round.
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